The Forest B&B

Nádhera je to super i s lesikem

Jedna hvězdička za krb, který je uprostřed místnosti, který udělá nádhernou atmosféru :-) Druhá hvězdička za místo, kde je penzion umístěn. Co se týče ubytování, tak je to prostě starší styl, nic proti, to zrovna neřeším, ale jednání majitele bylo občas dost přes čáru. Je to pán, který je dost od rány a někdo tohle nedává. Vlastně tam bylo dost problémů a řešení majitele bylo dost zvláštní. Teplá voda prý teče, když se nechá odpustit. Po 10 minutách odpouštění už jsem nechtěl plýtvat vodou a prostě jsem se otužil ledovou vodou. Jídlo je přesně na příděl a kdokoliv chce něco jiného něž uschlý gothaj, tak je velice hlasitě upozorněn, že to tedy rozhodně nelze. Mohl bych psát dále, moc recenze nepíšu, ale tohle jsem musel. Místo doporučuji, pension ne nebo ano, ale pro tvrdší povahy, kteří nic moc neřeší...

Good evening, with great pleasure I want to share my experience with this Guesthouse with you. Chapter one…Meeting the Pirate… We came with the school for a few days, the first evening was very exciting, but only because of our group. Cold shower, oversalted dinner, unpleasant owner, no keys to the bathroom, rooms or adjoining rooms. Small stairs, creak loudly, carpets were poorly placed, they were very uncomfortable and there were even leftovers. It is not at all like in the photo, no snake bed, no gate, no proper trash can, no TV, no booze, food is in another building about 70 meters from the guesthouse. Chapter two…**Swarm** of Ants… The second day, breakfast, lunch and dinner were very supportive, even the drinks were the same three days in a row, tea, tea and tea…again and again a cold shower. And the worst thing of the whole stay so far, ants…..*awkward silence*…it says June 12th, midnight…a swarm of ants starts licking the ceiling, it starts with the light and ends with the carpet, suddenly fear, panic and fits of laughter. We needed a vacuum cleaner that didn’t wake up one of our roommates. We had to take off the blankets, pillows and mattresses. We carried the mattresses to the other room so we could have at least a minute of sleep… Chapter Three…The Wooden Leg… We started with the same breakfast as always, bread, cheese, ham and jam. The hike was very tiring but that’s not important…the shower was cold again, the worst feeling is when the water stinks, and that’s what happened this evening, just cold, smelly water. The owner burst into our room without knocking just as I was taking a shower and said that we were “Homeless” and that we should “Pack those three plums and go home”.