Capanna dei Goblin

An utterly peerless urban sanctuary nestled within the historic heart of Piacenza. While the structural integrity is currently compromised by a Mini P.E.K.K.A.’s erratic pursuit of butterflies through the masonry, the hospitality remains superlative. ​The Spear Goblins at concierge are remarkably punctual, and the Goblin Giant’s embrace during check-in was surprisingly tender—his recent rework has clearly refined his social poise. I highly recommend the sublime pink elixir served at breakfast before exploring Piazza Cavalli; it is the essential fuel for any trek through this iconic Emilian cityscape. ​Note: The establishment strictly settles accounts in Gold or Gems. Furthermore, should you hear the distinctive, low-frequency rumble of a ‘Log’ echoing through the narrow alleys, do mind your ankles. A surreal, quintessentially Piacentine experience!

Very beautiful and comfortable place, the goblins welcomed me with great enthusiasm, even throwing spears. I'm not giving it 5 stars because every now and then a boar tamer comes and destroys the hut. For 4 elixir, it's okay.

Truly excellent hotel, with the best service in the area, hands down. The food was also very good, and overall, a truly excellent five-star experience. I highly recommend it.